Friday, June 1, 2012

Craigslist: "I LOVE THE NINETIES" EAT YOUR HEART OUT YARD SALE

A REAL posting for a yard sale from Michael Rubino (Cellar Dwellers & more) and his brother, Daniel Rubino (pghcomedy post) - that made us laugh out loud.

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"I LOVE THE NINETIES" EAT YOUR HEART OUT YARD SALE - (MONACA, BEAVER COUNTY, 1994)

ECONOMY SUCKING? NOT IN THE 1990's! COME BUY THINGS FOR CHEAP FROM AN ERA WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BUY THINGS FOR CHEAP.

WHERE: 756 Indiana Ave. Monaca PA 15061
WHEN: Saturday, June 2nd, 8AM - 2PM

HUGE family yard sale featuring collectibles, toys, games and more, especially from the 80's and extra especially from the 1990's. Our childhoods are your treasures.

FANNY PACK
Star wars galore
Marvel - spiderman, x-men, more
G.I. JOE vehicles and playsets
Unlimited Z-BOTS (and mini z-bots)
Gundam figures (Including a Gundam Wing pinball machine)
Random 90s action figures (Ninja Turtles, Dick Tracy, unidentifiable things)
Trading cards - NHL, NBA, MLB, More. Autographed Brett Hull
AFX HO scale slot car sets
Board games - good ones (Like Weapons & Warriors) and BAD ONES TOO and ONES THAT ARE FUN FOR A WHILE BUT GET OLD LIKE APPLES TO APPLES
Radioshack 61-Key keyboard
RC car
GARFIELD PILLOW
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MINI TABLE TOP PINBALL MACHINE
PC, Playstation, PS2, N64, NES, games and accessories, SEGA 32X X-CLUSIVE GAME: VIRTUA FIGHTER (PLEASE IGNORE THE "NOT FOR RESALE" STICKER ON THE CARTRIDGE)
Foldable bicycle
ACER 16x9 widescreen monitor
Nikon DX 55-200mm VR Lens
Traditional recurve wooden bow - 30# draw
iPod Nano 1GB
Glass chess set (super swanky)
2 REALLY BEAT UP SCOOTERS - ONE A RAZOR AND ONE A YAAK. GUESS WHICH ONE THE OLDEST CHILD GOT FOR CHRISTMAS?
Walker
Portable toilet
Golf clubs
Luggage
Pittsburgh Penguins memorabilia
Flatscreen computer monitor
Lexmark printer
Brother Fax machine (fax machines are the next record players)
Record player (record players are so cool)
Bowling ball + bag
Volleyball net
TY BEANIE BABIES INCLUDING A PITTSBURGH PENGUINS EXCLUSIVE WADDLE WITH INDIVIDUALLY NUMBERED CARD
13" CRT TV (You know you want it)
Table-top rod hockey
Minolta Film SLR kit (body + 2 lenses + bag)
Coffee makers (single and four-cup)
Clothes
PURSES
House wares
Books - A FEW THINGS PULPY (LIKE TOM CLANCY)
RIO MP3 CD PLAYER AND CASE
CASIO FX-7400G GRAPHING CALCULATOR - YOU CAN BE THE ONLY KID AT SCHOOL WITH A GRAPHING CALCULATOR THAT ISN'T A TI-83
Music CDs
Cassette Tapes (Hootie and the blowfish is just the tip of the nostalgic iceberg) (ACE OF BASE IS A DEFINITE YES!)
VHS movies
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE VHS - VERY RARE
WALLACE & GROMMIT - ALL 3 ORIGINAL SHORTS ON VHS
IWA KING OF THE DEATHMATCH TOURNAMENT FEATURING CACTUS JACK vs. TERRY FUNK in a "NO ROPE BARBED WIRE EXPLOSIVE CORNERS" MATCH - UNBELIEVABLE STUFF - TOO GRAPHIC TO DESCRIBE
WHY DID WE WATCH BOOTLEG WRESTLING AND NICK TOONS IN THE SAME CHILDHOOD?
DVDs
Universal Remote (Control the universe!)
Frames
GLASS DOORKNOBS FROM THE HOUSE WE DEMOLISHED TO MAKE THIS YARD SALE POSSIBLE
Small appliances
Kitchen table
Metatarsal work boots
SLAG IN A CAN
JUNIORS / WOMENS CLOTHES WIDE VARIETY SIZES SMALL THROUGH XL (6-14) (GAP, J. CREW, ANTHROPOLOGIE)
1990's INTERNET TECHNOLOGIES

ALL items are available for pre-sale, email us with offers! daniel.m.rubino@gmail.com

THIS YARD SALE GOES TO 11. THAT'S VOLUME, NOT O'CLOCKS.

SCOTT TADY OF THE BEAVER COUNTY TIMES MAY BE COVERING THIS YARD SALE. (SCOTT, IF YOU SEE THIS, PLEASE COME!)

HISTORY CHANNEL'S AMERICAN PICKERS MAY BE PICKING THIS YARD SALE. WHO KNOWS?

~FREE POGS WITH ALL PURCHASES WHILE SUPPLIES LAST, NO GUARANTEES~

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Original post: http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/gms/3050019011.html

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