Once again we return to the unforgiving steel cages of the Hollywood Deathmatch Society to bring you this week’s fight. This one has been much sought after since I first mentioned it a few months ago and may, indeed, be one of the most brutal ever witnessed here at the Fight of the Week.
It must be something in the water down in the Caribbean which just breeds crazy.
This week, two of the fiercest ladies in the hip-hop game square off in a cat fight which would probably make most UFC title matches look tame in comparison. Both of them have ties to The Throne (being Kanye West and Jay-Z for the uneducated) and would be in contention for alpha-female among the crew. Beyonce is immediately disqualified because she’s married to Jay (therefore a Queen by default) and because her current baby-bump situation keeps her sidelined from most ass-kicking contests.
In the black tight leathery corner, hailing from the Island of Barbados… guest vocalist on more songs than she will ever produce solo in her lifetime… she’s under her um-ba-rella (ella, ella) and standing there watching you burn… RIHANNA!
In the neon acid-trip rainbow corner, hailing from South Jamaica, Queens by way of Trinidad and Tobago… she’s a meaner rapper than most of the grown men in the game… she keeps all of her multiple personas locked up inside dat ass until they’re needed… NICKI MINAJ!
As always, this match is no holds barred, no disqualifications, and certainly no limit on crazy.
On to it then…
Fight of the Week is written by Justin Bidula