Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Winnipeg smoker and Justin Bieber - Ron Placone


Ron Placone
The winnipeg smoker and justin bieber
February 15, 2011 at 2:22 AM
'Sarah Palin' trademarked her name…Apparently she doesn't want what happened to Rick Santorum

A student in Connecticut prompted his own arrest by calling 911 to ask how much trouble he could get into for growing marijuana.  At first the dispatcher gave him the benefit of the doubt, but his follow-up question was where could he buy Bob Marley CDs, and then he called back 5-minutes later and tried to order a pizza.

Young Alex Barton was voted out of his Kindergarten class by his fellow students for his behavior, this resulted in a $350,000 settlement.  Who knew social outcasts could make that much money without starting a rock band? 
Alex will receive the money throughout his life through age 18, which makes one wonder if he'll write any of his former classmates…
"Enjoying my all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii, how was the rest of Kindergarten without me?  Hey, maybe if you come to this resort and vote me out of it I'll get another couple nights here!"

Religious Group "Good As You" compares Homosexuality to second-hand smoke…if lesbian porn causes lung cancer I think we're all in trouble

A young Winnipeg man had an altercation with cops due to reports of an armed assailant nearby.  They held him at gunpoint and told him to drop the cigarette to which he responded that he "only had 2 drags left."  When he was arrested he needed two seats in the cop car, one for himself and the other to prop up his balls.
Once the altercation was resolved the man was reported to have been breathing easier, although still wheezing a bit.

Justin Bieber fans attack Esperanza Spalding's Wikipedia page the day following his Grammy loss, good to know that so many middle-schools have the internet these days.

--- Ron is a comedian and writer that has returned to Pittsburgh after blowing-up comedy in Seattle, WA.

Check out his website at RonPlacone.com



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