Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Hot Tub Time Machine - Tim Dimond

Today, Tim writes and pitches his screenplay for the upcoming film “Hot Tub Time Machine”. Tim knows nothing more than what he has seen in the trailer. Enjoy.

INT – SKI LODGE – DAY

JOHN CUSACK 1986 stands drinking at a ski lodge bar.

LIGHTNING STORM and suddenly JOHN CUSACK NOW appears in the hot tub.

JOHN CUSACK NOW

John Cusack!

John Cusack 1986 tuns around.

JOHN CUSACK 1986

Yes?

JOHN CUSACK NOW

It’s me! You from the future!

JOHN CUSACK 1986

From the future?! But how did you get here?

JOHN CUSACK NOW

Well I couldn’t find a giant pirate ship steering wheel near any of the Dharma stations and they stopped producing DeLoreans ages ago, so I took a hot tub.

JOHN CUSACK 1986

Oh, that makes sense. So why did you come back?

JOHN CUSACK NOW

Because, John – NOW, you are “Better Off Dead”. But in the future, you are BETTER OFF DEAD! If you don’t die you will make this horrible movie that I’m trapped in right now!

JOHN CUSACK 1986

But if you’re still in the filming, how do you know it’s going to be a bad movie?

JOHN CUSACK NOW

You going to have to trust me.

JOHN CUSACK 1986

But won’t I do some good films as well?

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See the hilarious conclusion at TIM DIMOND.com

Tim Dimond is a comedian from Pittsburgh who is currently telling jokes in NYC.

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